I actually pissed my pants when I watched this
this is the best
Aww. Haz was all serious and with just a single touch from Louis he was sent smiling like a fool. #LarryStylinson
Niall has fucking Beyonce’s contact. wtf
What the????? I freaking love Beyonce!!! How does Niall have that???? gahahahahah
Nice thighs
nice waist,
and you know I can’t forget about your face.
But none of that matter. I’m about to make your pockets fatter
Girl I just wanna see you
strip, right now cause it’s late, babe
I just wanna see you
strip
girl, take your time with it
Girl, I just wanna see you strip
God damn, you’re sexy
God damn, you’re sexy
God damn, you’re sexy
Girl, I just wanna see you
Got my shades on
With my J’s on
In the club
with a pocket full of ones
this girl booty outta control. There she go
up and down
the pole
Which one I’mma take home?
Get my freak on?
If you ain’t freakin’
we ain’t speakin.
You think I’m playing, no I’m not
let me see you back it up and drop.
Yeah, I wanna see your legs in the air.
Baby don’t worry about your hair or those tracks.
I don’t give a damn about that
Please excuse my shakey annoying voice, I promise it does not sound like this.
You can’t hear Zayn ask if I’m busy tonight but you can hear my reply “No” and then Harry said something about my phone and to write my number down and so I did, so this is for all the anons telling me I’m lying.
OH my gahhhhhhhh lucky girl!!!!! That’s like the perfect meeting…..

































